I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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