i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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