Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
only you would photoshop your dick
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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