stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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