Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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