doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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