i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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