when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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