its not stalking. its research.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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