the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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