This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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