i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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