Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
So much Jack, so little girl.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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