I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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