4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
We are two peas in an std pod
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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