I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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