she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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