I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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