i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Randomize
