It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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