can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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