Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
