I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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