Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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