The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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