I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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