Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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