It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Randomize
