Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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