im having a threesome with these popsicles
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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