We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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