this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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