Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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