sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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