I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Randomize
