she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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