As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
you win again, gameday.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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