listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
