Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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