Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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