I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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