do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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