I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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