when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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