i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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