girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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