I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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