im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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