He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
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