i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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