we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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