it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
She made me pour olive oil on her.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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