No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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