best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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