doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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